Best. Article. EVAR:
From the article:
“I think his own frustrated sexuality just consumed him in a horrid and chilling way.
“I don’t think he liked being in a cage and wouldn’t stop masturbating and humping his food bowl. I was sick of inventing different explanations of what that was.
“Also, he was boring and, other than masturbate, he didn’t do anything.”
Can you seriously blame the rabbit, though?
He lived with Kate Beckinsale, for ghod’s sake!