Dear Harvey Danger,
Since your front man, Sean Nelson, has been having a run of bad luck lately, and is down in the dumps, I think the best thing for you all to do is to go out on tour. Surround yourselves with loving, adoring fans. Accept the accolades that those in the know, those who matter, are only too grateful to heap upon you.
I mean, I guess, sure, he’s run off to party in the ruins of New Orleans (the bastard!). But as soon as he gets back, tour.
And when you hinted that you’d start touring again in February, did you mean this year? ‘Cause in case you haven’t noticed, it’s practically May.
A Super Fan