What can I say? Portland is just a naked kind of town. We’ve got more strip clubs per capita than any other American city (may be a myth but it’s true in our hearts), the Naked Bike Ride (not invented here, but we have the largest participation), the Voodoo Donuts Cockfest… and now, the Red Light Naked Shopping Spree.
Red Light is a used clothing store, a store that many film companies use when they’re in town to purchase vintage costumes. And this weekend, they’re going to have a contest where the lucky winners will strip down to their nothings (though for the modest, staff will be providing a tiny sequined G-string) and get to dash into the store and wear as much clothing as they can in 3 minutes. The winner with the most clothes wins… the clothing that they just pulled onto their bodies (I mean, who’d want them after that, right?).
Yeah. I fucking love this town.